Author name: Auritha Wolfquell

I’m tired of gaming news that feels like digging through trash. You are too. How many times have you clicked a headline expecting big news (only) to get

You bought a PS5. You want to play Witcher 3 for Ps5 Excnconsoles. Not the old PS4 version. Not some vague rumor. The real thing. I played it. All of it.

You typed `java MyProgram` and got an error. Not in IntelliJ. Not in Eclipse. Right there in the command prompt. I’ve seen it a hundred times.

Gaming currency is everywhere on consoles. You see it in the PlayStation Store. You hit it on Xbox. You bump into it on Nintendo eShop.

PC or console. You’ve heard it a thousand times. I’ve argued it in Discord chats, at parties, and while waiting for a game to install.

I tried Exconsoles because I was tired of waiting for games to load. You probably are too. This is not another fluff piece full of hype and zero answers.

I know how frustrating it is to miss a big console announcement. You check one site, then another, then scroll past three tweets you don’t trust (and)

I remember blowing into cartridges. It didn’t help. But it felt like it did. You probably do too. Or maybe you’ve never held a PlayStation controller.